Ah, Sundays. Do you remember that music in Jaws which presages the rather rude interruption to a lady’s peaceful swim?
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May I just say, gentle reader, that you are looking particularly lovely today. Yes sir, even you; there’s a winning smile above that strong chiseled chin.
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If Scotland did leave, what would we call the bit that’s left. ‘United Kingdom’ would seem post-ironic at best, but 'Divided Kingdom'...
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The council, no doubt having read the ‘throwaway society’ column a couple of months ago, have introduced a new ‘recycling-centric regime of refuse collection’.
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This Month, Two Extra Words, Free!
Most sale items will therefore do nothing in life but gravitate via a long stay in a dark wardrobe from original retailer to charity shop...
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The fact that I even considered the alternative to repair says a lot about the throwaway society that Britain has become.
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I do have an idea for anti-gravity rugs, though, and if I can perfect them I’m pretty sure they’ll just fly out of the shops.
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So our happiness and well-being are now being measured. Further measurements will follow whatever the government decides to enact.
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Class is a state of mind, defined by where you perceive your position in society to be.
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Because I have long had a yearning to follow in the footsteps of some of those great British explorers, drawn as I am by adventure.
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