Everyone needs a Darling. Malaysia has had me for a while so it's time to spread the love......
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I only really have two dishes and I don't expect the judges are going to look favourably on either the Pot Noodle or the Sausage Sandwich....
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With draconian policies such as these it’s no wonder that Malaysia has never won The Ryder Cup....
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I smell like a just-cleaned urinal but some would say it makes a preferable change from the usual body odor....
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You get Mother’s Day, Father’s Day and even, thanks to the greeting cards industry, Grandparent’s Day. But where’s Uncle’s Day?...
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The connoisseur of your proper hotel breakfast is like a wild lion stalking the Savannah....
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I’d like to put a stop to the vicious rumours on Twitter (started by me) that I also had sexual relations with Jemima Khan....
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If there are three urinals, all vacant, then only a fiend and a blaggard would choose to perform their task at the central unit....
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How to Pick Up Chicks…Err, Women
This month, strap yourselves in as I’m going to give you a crash course in how to be as attractive, alluring and downright sexy as me....
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There’s something brilliant about being driven around in KL’s famous red-and-white cars. Sometimes I even stop to pay rather than run......
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